Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Summer Classes for Men

My niece sent this to me in an email. I loved it and thought I would share.
(and yes honey, I bow to you because you cook and do the laundry. I thought it was funny anyway)
Enjoy!


SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN
-Registration must be completed by Monday, September 25, 2006.
-NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.

*Class 1 *
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

*Class 2 *
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

*Class 3 *
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

*Class 4 *
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

*Class 5 *
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

*Class 6 *
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.

*Class 7 *
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

*Class 8 *
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

*Class 9*
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

*Class 10 *
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.

*Class 11 *
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

*Class 12 *
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.

*Class 13 *
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

*Class 14 *
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration. *
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


1 comment:

  1. OMG, this is so hilarious! My hubby could definitely benefit from some of these classes, namely the last SIX.

    Needed the laugh today. Thanks.

    Annie

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